And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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