Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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