you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You are a genius and a whore.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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