Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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