I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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