You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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I just googled if crying burns calories
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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