Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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