lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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