is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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