Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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