I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
pop tarts are not kleenex
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
