It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize