After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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