Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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