I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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