No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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