She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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