I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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