Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
