A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i permit you to call me
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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