I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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