dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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