how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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