glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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