We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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