You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
