I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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