Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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