Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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