He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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