ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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