i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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