North Korea, Best Korea!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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