So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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