So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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