Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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