Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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