What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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