you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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