I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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