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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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