I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.