I need to stop coming to work sober
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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