Fuck appropriateness.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
