i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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