i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science