One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
