I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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