Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Damn victory sex feels great
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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