You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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