Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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