too bad you live with your parents still
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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