You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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